Kids say the funniest things....

Conversation I had with my lovely middle child this morning:

Child walks into my room as I'm getting dressed for the day.

"Wow, mommy, is that your big butt?"

Me: "I don't know hunny, is my butt big?"

Child: "Yeah mom, it's big!" as he begins to pat it.

Me: "Darn, I've been trying really hard to make it smaller!"

After I'm completely dressed and ready for the day my wonderful child says to me,

"Now your butt is smaller mom."

Silly kid!!!